Get ready to think outside the (pizza) box with this satisfying list of the best stoner foods. We’re also adding a fun twist to some of your favourite munchies to make sure you’ve got the best snacks to complement your next sesh.
Why do we get the Munchies?
There’s plenty of awesome options for snacks while smoking weed. But, what are the munchies, and why does it happen? Cannabis is known to help stimulate the appetite. The compounds in cannabis (known as ‘cannabinoids’) interact with our body’s Endocannabinoid System (ECS), which affects several different body functions such as sleep, sex drive, general mood, and APPETITE!
When you’re high, food can even taste better. Studies have shown that THC can activate an elevated sense of smell – allowing you to get the full sensory experience of those delicious spicy chips or that gooey, cheesy pizza. Keep scrolling for our list of the best stoner foods for the munchies.
CARBS
Looking for great snacks while smoking weed? We suggest going for anything full of CARBS! When the weed munchies hit, it’s no time to be counting calories. Think satisfying snacks with plenty of punch. As an added bonus, carb-filled foods are relatively affordable, so they’re an excellent option for students on a budget! Here are some carb-loaded snacks that will satisfy those munchies in no time!
1. Cereal
No need to turn on the stove! Just grab a bowl, pour, and enjoy that milky crunch. What’s your favourite— Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Fruit Loops, or Lucky Charms? If you’ve got a sweet tooth, cereal will definitely scratch that itch while giving you a nostalgic blast from the past. Throw some strawberries, banana slices, or cookies in there for a fun surprise.
2. Sandwiches
Classics like peanut butter and jam are always good but if you’re feeling particularly motivated, try a new combination. Maybe even get daring and toast that baby up or add some creamy avocado, a fried egg, or bacon. Let your imagination run wild!
3. Instant Ramen
This snack is cheap, fast, and requires little to no cooking skills. Ramen connoisseurs may suggest adding some spices or hot sauces to liven up the experience. Get even fancier by adding sausage, eggs, BBQ pork, green onions, or other vegetables.
Cannabis pairing
If you prefer to keep it plain, light carb-filled snacks go great with a classic cannabis strain such as Mint Chocolate Chip which delivers its own satisfying flavours of citrus, florals, and spices.
FAST FOOD & RESTAURANTS
Any fast foods are great when you’re high. Those greasy McFries and stuffed burritos just hit different after smoking weed. Here are a few go-to stoner restaurants for fast and satisfying take-out munchies
4. White Castle
Thanks to its place in pop culture due to the stoner flick Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, this American hamburger joint has earned its spot as a mainstay in cannabis culture. Unfortunately, it’s not in Canada but if you’re ever out in the American Midwest, make sure to check it out!
5. Chinese Food
When it comes to Chinese food take-out, everyone has their signature order. Dumplings and fried rice? Egg rolls and chow mein? Dim sum? The next time you get the munchies and get the craving for Chinese food, step outside your comfort zone and order something from the menu you’ve never tried before.
6. Taco Bell
Beloved by stoners and non-stoners alike, Taco Bell is the most iconic take-out place for when the weed munchies hit. There’s no need to spice things up here. You’re already in for a satiating treat.
7. McDonald’s
They’re the biggest fast food chain in the world for a reason, which means no matter where you are, there’s a good chance there’s a McD’s nearby. Whether you love the McChicken, double cheeseburger, or McNuggets, McDonald’s always has that classic greasy goodness to satisfy any munchies— just make sure to get fries with that! Even better, many McDonald’s are open 24/7, making it perfect for those late-night stoner sessions.
Cannabis Pairing
If you’re looking to pair a heaping pile of fast-food with a high-quality cannabis strain, try Crunchberry. This organic indica with a candied berry flavour will be like dessert before dinner while boosting your appetite and euphoria.
ANYTHING WITH MELTED CHEESE
This kind of goes without saying, but melted cheese is just plain awesome. If you happen to be in Montreal, grab yourself an authentic Poutine. Otherwise, try these cheesy options:
8. Nachos
It’s your time to shine. Load those nacho chips with everything your little stoner heart desires. We’re talking cheese, peppers, chilli, onions, sour cream, olives, ground beef – anything goes in Nacho-verse.
9. Mac n Cheese
Certain marijuana strains may have you feeling nostalgic – longing for the simpler days of childhood. In those moments, you can always lean on classic stoner comfort foods like good old mac n cheese.
10. Grilled Cheese
While some people may see this easy stoner snack as a “low-brow” meal option, real grilled cheese fans know that there are plenty of ways to spice it. Add some hot sauce, sriracha, or maybe a few jalapeno peppers. YUM!
Make it even better!
How do you make melted cheese even better? Add Bacon. As you may have already discovered, bacon makes everything better. That includes, of course, both Nachos and Mac n Cheese. With all that salty-greatness, make sure to stay hydrated!
Here’s another wild idea: combine two of the best cheesy stoner foods into one. You read that right. Mac n cheese ON TOP of nachos. Why not? Maybe even sprinkle some bacon bits on top?
BROWNIES AND SWEET STUFF
Even if you’re not someone who usually has a “sweet tooth”, the effects of cannabis can turn even the most savoury-loving folks to the dark side. We’re talking about that SWEET, CHOCOLATEY dark side. If sugary snacks aren’t usually your thing, keep some Oreos, chocolate bars, or Twinkies on hand just in case you get that particular sweet craving after blazing.
11. Nutella
Spread it on pita bread, make a banana-Nutella sandwich, or go freestyle with nothing but a spoon.
12. Cookies
Whether they’re homemade leftovers from the holidays or straight from the box, cookies offer a hand-to-mouth treat that’s perfect for those hazy indica zone-outs. You may be especially partial to this classic snack while experiencing the calming effects of a cannabis strain like Do-Si-Pie.
13. Ice Cream
This sweet frozen treat isn’t for all. The benefit of ice cream is that it can satisfy a sugar craving while also soothing your throat after a particularly bad coughing fit. Just watch out for that brain freeze.
14. PIZZA
One of the most iconic and stereotypical stoner foods is, of course, pizza. You really can’t go wrong with the good old cheese-and-pepperoni classic. After smoking an appetite-increasing flower such as Budmail’s Pink Grease, you’ll be ready for that extra-large, extra-cheesy pie.
We don’t doubt that almost everyone who consumes cannabis has made that impulsive and satisfying phone call to their local pizza delivery place. The only thing is that after a while, pizza can get a little boring. If you’re thinking about mixing it up and taking a walk on the wild side, here are a few crazy combos to try on your next take-out pizza order.
- Bacon + Pickles – Some salty, pickle-y goodness!
- Buffalo Chicken + BBQ Sauce – Skip the tomato sauce and add a BBQ base layer for some grilling good times.
- Potatoes + Shrimp – This one sounds a bit out there, but trust us, it’s amazing.
Conclusion
With so many great classic stoner goodies, you’re sure to find something that will satisfy those weed munchies! We hope you feel inspired to think outside the stoner munchies box and try some new variations of your favourite treats and snacks. Don’t be afraid to spice it up!
Check out the many options of cannabis strains, including concentrates, vape oil, and edibles at Budmail.
Sources:
Budmail: The Best Online Dispensary.
Complex: The 25 Greatest Stoner Snack Foods of All Time.
Herb Approach: Best Stoner Foods From All Around the World.
The Weed Blog: 15 Ultimate Munchies Foods for Stoners
Mashable: 22 Ingenious Stoner Foods Inspired by the Munchies.
